it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
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he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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