I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Randomize
