On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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