do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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