gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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