I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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