It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
