i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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