ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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