hell yes lets make some ravioli
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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