Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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