your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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