Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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