Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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