Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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