I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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