Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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