I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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