dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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