Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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