i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
is it fun? or sober?
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