make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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