People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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