Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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