I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I think my moral compass just broke
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