I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
And then he peed in my hair
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