D3 body, D1 cock
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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