this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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