Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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