these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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