It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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