I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
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im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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