Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
send nudes
from the living room?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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