There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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