Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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