you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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