Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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