just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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