I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I love you. Go after that dick
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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