I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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