no. you can't hotbox the world.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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