i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
After tacos, we're chasing women.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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