It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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