that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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