$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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