Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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