K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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