Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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