Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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