Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Randomize
