Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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