worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize