Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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