I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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