he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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