We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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