great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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