3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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