Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Randomize
